The man I married is...

How long have you been married? not quite 6 Years
How long did you date? 18 months, exactly
How old is he? 36
Who eats more? Him
Who said I love you first? He did.
Who is taller? Him. Everyone's taller than me!
Who sings better? tough call. He has a good singing voice.
Who's temper is worse? I'm meaner when I'm upset, but he's got the short fuse
Who does the laundry? Always me, all of it.
Who pays the bills? me
Who cooks dinner? 80% me, 15% the cooks at the restaurant, 5% him
Who mows the lawn? He does. I wish a lawn service did b/c it's 2 1/2 hrs out of our weekend!
Who wears the pants in the family? me, though he'll argue that til the sheep come home, and they stay out later than cows. ;)